Without question, the
greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with
pizza.
- Dave Barry
People who drink light
'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
- Capital Brewery,
Beer is proof that
God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
If God had intended
us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
You're not drunk if
you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step
over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout
- Uknown
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all
of life's problems.
-
Homer Simpson
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Stephen
Wright
Why is
American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine!
- David Moulton